1. dropalexdead:

    I’m laughing so fucking hard rn, omg.

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  2. concentrateandaskagain:

    penandpage:

    What do your lines say?

    This is weird.

    It’s Robert Pattinson in the days before Twilight.

    Look at him, still smiling. There’s hope in his eyes. He can see a future before him, and he still believes that it can be good. He still has dreams.

    It’s like Dean Winchester before Hell

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  3. howtotrainyourbrain:

    parchmentjunkie:

    nerdygraykitty:

    howling-mad-92:

    thefuuuucomics:

    draayder:

    sa8oteur:

    sylvanburningcenter:

    THEYRE LIKE CHICKEN NUGGETS BUT FROGS????????????????????????

    i’m pretty sure they’re just pregnant but ye

    NO THEY AREN’T EVEN PREGNANT THEY’RE DESERT RAIN FROGS AND THEY SOUND LIKE THIS 

    EVERYONE NEEDS TO HEAR THIS

    THAT WAS NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING AT ALL.

    So yep. Frog chicken nuggets then.

    OH MY GOODNESS THAT’S PRECIOUS!!!

    WATCH THE VIDEO I DO NOT CARE WHAT YOU NEED TO DO TO LISTEN TO THEIR RIBBITS JUST DO THE THING

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  4. majortwink:

    in 4th grade we were making clay pots in art and our teacher kept saying “make them thinner! those are too thick they won’t work” so we made them thinner and when she put then in the kiln they all exploded and she told us it was our fault because we made them too thin and if that doesn’t describe the school system i don’t know what does

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  5. sniffing:

    when you hear someone talking bad about something you like

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  6. plutonique:

    my motto is don’t dress to impress, dress to intimidate. dress to make ppl admire and envy you so much that it literally scares them.

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  8. lanadel-grunge:

    wheremythoughtsare:

    Do not ground your child because you caught them putting a cigarette flame to their wrist.

    Do not discipline your child because they have cuts on their thighs.

    Do not threaten to put your child in a mental institution because their only escape is self-harm.

    Do not teach your children that if they open up to you about the scars on their bodies, the only thing they will get in return is punishment.

    my mum needs to take a fucking good look at this

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  9. myreligioniskindness:

    explosion2:

    myreligioniskindness:

    my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”

    A++ recovery

    don’t encourage him

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  10. raptorific:

    I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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