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  2. authorsarahdessen:

    Proof my Twitter chat tonight trended! So happy right now!

     

  3. thrashturbate:

    cynical-bee:

    thrashturbate:

    I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

    no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

    this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

    (via books-booksandmorebooks)

     
  4. August 20, 1974

    (Source: itsokaysammy, via books-booksandmorebooks)

     
  5. imsirius:

    Tom Felton's gonna be on here… Would you like to do a little shoutout? We'll play it for him. [x]

    (via books-booksandmorebooks)

     

  6. gnny:

    are you ever looking at weird stuff on the internet and ur paranoid its going to end up on facebook somehow because facebook is connected to like everything

    (via infinityokay-okay)

     

  7. moltengolden:

    keylimepie:

    horse-ebook:

    donbroccoli:

    Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

    fuck

    Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

    Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

    (Source: pizzapoppunk, via infinityokay-okay)

     
  8. breakfastburritoe:

    ordon-village:

    stunningpicture:

    Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.

    This is transcendental. 

    THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR 3 DAYS

    (via infinityokay-okay)

     
  9. brused:

    cassbones:

    inspookableassghosts:

    you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works

    hey that means charity will also get unlimited money so I’m game

    so both charity and I get unlimited money, sounds like a win win situation.

    (Source: eternalgirlscout, via infinityokay-okay)

     

  10. "Sometimes I just wanna fuck, and sometimes I wanna be in love, and sometimes I wanna be alone."